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deathjunke
Prompt:#54, The old Woman the lived in the Shoe
Pairing(s):ServerusSnape/DracoMalfoy,
ServerusSnape/HarryPotter,
ServerusSnape/HermioneGranger,
ServerusSnape/RonWeasley and
implied RonWeasley/HarryPotter/HermioneGranger
Summary: there was an old snape tha tlived in a shoe he had many lovers and knew just what to d
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I do not own harry potter
Warning(s):SlashySmexing, spanking, naughty Draco
Medium:Ink
Artist's Notes:
Lets get the sorries out of the way,
I’m sorry its not colored, I had to rush this a bit to meet the deadline sever al crisis (family and personal) left me with not much time. I wish I could have colored this though.
I’m sorry its rather dark, I had to use my digital camera to get the images on my computer. My scanner died.
I’m sorry that it smudge. My handwriting was never good calligraphy just made it worse.
Other stuff;
I don't (and never will) own Harry potter.
I really enjoyed drawing this.
I think I misread the prompt so there is another entry for the Snape in a shoe.
Let us begin…:
There was an old Snape that lived in a shoe.
Okay so it wasn't a shoe but it had a chimney that looked like one.
He had several lovers and knew just what to do.
Two Brunettes a Blond and a Redhead, all joyfully warming his bed.
One wily, one smart, one ferocious its true-but his golden brat was quite jealous too.
So he sat and he plotted and he used his wits.
He'd get them to piss off Snape so he's call it quits.
Victim one was Granger. So to the library he stole -
And destroyed six books of value untold.
Severus was displeased, all could tell for Hermione gave a loud painful wail.
Victim two was Weasley - to destroy the antique chess set was his aim.
No more king, no more game.
Snape was livid, Snape was livid - no, he was vexed. The way Ron shouted you'd thought he'd been hexed.
Victim three was Potter -
Golden boy extraordinaire would somehow fly through (and break) the window on some childish dare.
Snape was mad, enough was said. He'd get some sense into that boy's head.
Draco was happy! He was the best! He preened and gloated unheard by the rest.
...Or so he thought.
It was lovely Luna Lovegood that lived next door who gave the an idea on how to settle the score.
Snape was enraged.
One of his brats had dared to enter and disrupt his private lair.
He followed footsteps, beetles and thorns until he came across Malfoy tooting his own horn.
It was Draco then who started this mess!
He knew just what the boy needed and it wasn't a soft caress.
The End
Artist:
deathjunke Prompt:#54, The old Woman the lived in the Shoe
Pairing(s):ServerusSnape/DracoMalfoy,
ServerusSnape/HarryPotter,
ServerusSnape/HermioneGranger,
ServerusSnape/RonWeasley and
implied RonWeasley/HarryPotter/HermioneGranger
Summary: there was an old snape tha tlived in a shoe he had many lovers and knew just what to d
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I do not own harry potter
Warning(s):SlashySmexing, spanking, naughty Draco
Medium:Ink
Artist's Notes:
Lets get the sorries out of the way,
I’m sorry its not colored, I had to rush this a bit to meet the deadline sever al crisis (family and personal) left me with not much time. I wish I could have colored this though.
I’m sorry its rather dark, I had to use my digital camera to get the images on my computer. My scanner died.
I’m sorry that it smudge. My handwriting was never good calligraphy just made it worse.
Other stuff;
I don't (and never will) own Harry potter.
I really enjoyed drawing this.
I think I misread the prompt so there is another entry for the Snape in a shoe.
Let us begin…:
There was an old Snape that lived in a shoe.
Okay so it wasn't a shoe but it had a chimney that looked like one.
He had several lovers and knew just what to do.
Two Brunettes a Blond and a Redhead, all joyfully warming his bed.
One wily, one smart, one ferocious its true-but his golden brat was quite jealous too.
So he sat and he plotted and he used his wits.
He'd get them to piss off Snape so he's call it quits.
Victim one was Granger. So to the library he stole -
And destroyed six books of value untold.
Severus was displeased, all could tell for Hermione gave a loud painful wail.
Victim two was Weasley - to destroy the antique chess set was his aim.
No more king, no more game.
Snape was livid, Snape was livid - no, he was vexed. The way Ron shouted you'd thought he'd been hexed.
Victim three was Potter -
Golden boy extraordinaire would somehow fly through (and break) the window on some childish dare.
Snape was mad, enough was said. He'd get some sense into that boy's head.
Draco was happy! He was the best! He preened and gloated unheard by the rest.
...Or so he thought.
It was lovely Luna Lovegood that lived next door who gave the an idea on how to settle the score.
Snape was enraged.
One of his brats had dared to enter and disrupt his private lair.
He followed footsteps, beetles and thorns until he came across Malfoy tooting his own horn.
It was Draco then who started this mess!
He knew just what the boy needed and it wasn't a soft caress.
The End
